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Why My NPH Crush Is Still Going Strong

…yes, yes. I know he bats for the other team, but I will continue to crush on him monogamously until the restraining order kicks in.

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Cats with Thumbs

Or…Why British Commercials Are Better.

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Will said…

…from the bottom of the stairs, out of sight, “Mom! What does “naked” mean?”

“It means you don’t have any clothes on.”

“Well, then,” he giggled, “I’m NAKED!”

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The Five Love Languages

I just attended a discussion on “The Five Love Languages of Children” by Gary Chapman and Ross Campbell. While normally I eschew self-help programs, finding them to be quagmires of esoteric language and sometimes downright nonsensical ideas, even a cynic like me could find value in this series. Click the widget below and check out the free assessments.

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Saturday is for…

Cowboys…

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And Legos…

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And making bug-catchers while wearing dinosaur pjs and a bandana…

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All about the Benjamins

Tom, plaintively, as we roll into our driveway: Are we home yet?

Me, teasingly: No! We’re somewhere else! Where are we???

Chorus of dissent from the back seats.

Me, beating dead horse mercilessly as we pull into the garage: No WAY!! Whose house is this? This isn’t our house! This is someone else’s!

One small, troubled voice queries from the back of the van, “Are we going to rob somebody?”

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Will Cares A Lot

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Will rolled out of bed this morning a good half hour later than his brothers. After taking his breakfast order, I slowly set about preparing it, my lingering migraine turning each step into a seemingly insurmountable task.

“Are you still sick, Mommy?” Will asks.

“Yes, baby. Mommy’s head still hurts really bad.”

His little brow wrinkles, “I’m really sorry you don’t feel good, mommy.”

My eyebrows shoot up in surprise, sending shockwaves of pain throughout my head. But honestly, Will simply does NOT express concern for others. I’m not saying he’s callous…well…maybe just a little. He’s caring enough to walk around you if he saw you lying unconscious on the floor, but not caring enough to be overly concerned about it. Unless, of course, you’d fallen on his Bakugan, at which point he might call 911.

I pulled myself together enough to say, “Why thank you, baby. That makes mommy feel so much better.”

Sam ambles in to observe the proceedings. “You gonna throw up, mommy?”

Leave it to children to drive home that you look like something the cat dragged in, but the dog wouldn’t eat.

“Say, ‘Sorry you’re sick, Mommy’,” Will orders in his most authoritative voice. “Dat’s what I said.” Sam dutifully complies.

Judging by this unexpected outpouring of sympathy, I decide I must be dying. I confided as much to my mother-in-law who has come to rescue me as I am incapable of driving today.

“…and he honestly seemed to be sincerely sorry I was sick. Can you believe it?”

“Well, now that you mention it…he hugged me this morning and told me he loved me,” she adds thoughtfully.

“Maybe you’re dying, too?” I suggest.

We both laughingly agree it’s the most likely scenario.

Or maybe Will has decided his tough guy persona is just too hard to maintain.

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The side effects of ageing…

I had a marvelous workout this morning. The combination of sunshine and an unexplained excess of energy meant I was able to work out longer and harder than I have in quite some time. I can’t tell you how proud I was of myself.

As the day wore on, I began to realize that I was flagging a bit earlier than I had yesterday. To the point that I found myself questioning the necessity of doing the dinner dishes tonight or just letting them “soak” until tomorrow morning. I soldiered on, completing the day’s required tasks before finally allowing myself the luxury of collapsing in my recliner with a heartfelt sigh of relief.

Now, just under an hour later, I find myself posing the question, “Just how close am I to wetting my pants?” Because, dear reader, my legs have completely seized. My shoulders have now drawn even with my ear lobes and the likelihood of my being able to EXIT this recliner anytime prior to Thursday is looking slim.

Please watch the blog closely in these next few days, as I may need YOU to alert the fire department.

Sincerely,

Jodi

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Who’s Afraid?

I rush to and fro, gathering school clothes and changing soggy bed linens. A frown line sinks deeper into my forehead as one by one I check through my mental list of the day’s duties. Three boys are upstairs in various stages of wakefulness and dress, and I hurry to deliver a handful of socks to waiting feet. I don’t pause to turn on the downstairs lights. I’ve made this trip so many times I could do it sleepwalking…

with a blindfold…

and maybe even one arm tied behind my back. But that would be showing off.

I am a flood, a tidal wave, an avalanche of efficiency. A force of nature. Unstoppable. Until a familiar voice floats up from the shadows beside me.

“Mommy, I am not afraid of the dark.”

“No, you’re not,” I reply briskly, still striding forward.

“Can I hold your hand?”

“Of course!” My reply is automatic as is my full stop and arm extension. Never ever deny a child a chance to hold your hand. It’s in the Bible. Somewhere. I’m pretty sure of it. If it isn’t, it really should be. The Eleventh Commandment.

“Everybody knows I’m not afraid of the dark,” Sam asserts as his hand slips in mine.

“That’s right. They do,” I manage to reply without a quiver.

We stand quietly for one beat. Two.

“But, Mommy?”

“Yes, Sam.”

“It is awfully dark in here,” he tells me, staring pensively into the shadows.

Then suddenly he brightens, chirping, “But dat’s why we hold hands!”

I smile and squeeze his hand a little tighter feeling the hard knot that’s been lodged in my solar plexus untangle, then disappear. Exactly, Sam. That’s precisely when we most need a hand to hold. But sometimes us grown ups forget how to ask.

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This morning…

…there are 4 little boys home with me. One is VERY sick, another is sort of sick and the other two are simply home because I didn’t want to drag out the other two for no good reason.

As I return to my chair to write these lines, I find it has been overtaken by a stuffed kitten, two dalmatians, a small brown motorized dog, a toy airplane and a miniature R2D2. I’m informed they’re there because “They like me and it makes them happy to be with me.” I actually did pause a moment before I ousted them all. It’s a small recliner, and my rear, unfortunately, is not.

I pounded out 300 words effortlessly yesterday. I have a strong beginning and an almost ending. Now to hammer out exactly what should happen in the middle and the very end. Then…you know…write it all out. My goal is to finish it before I have grandchildren. Fingers crossed!!!

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