Set the stage — Jack, Tom and Sam are seated at the kitchen table while I dish up cheese quesedillas all around.
Sam: Tommy, I not an angel anymore.
Me: What? You’re not my angel boy anymore?
Tom: Mommy, I’m still your angel boy. (presenting his grinning face for kisses)
Jack: I’m still your angel boy, too, mom.
Sam: Me, too!
Me: *distributing kisses and hugs all around*
Sam: But Mom?
Me: What baby?
Sam: Sammy angel just tooted in his pants.
*Sam grins proudly while Tom and Jack hold their noses and the whole cast descends into hysterical giggling*
Aaaaand…scene.
BOYS!!!
Which reminds me, I heard a story recently about a three year old using the term ‘he just burped in his bottom.’ Too funny!