“Mommy, I wet.”
“Sam, do big boys pee pee in their pants?” I asked crossing my arms and putting on a stern mommy face.
“Nooo,” he replied slowly in a tone that clearly indicated he was speaking to an intellectual inferior. “I pee pee in my diaper.”
His dad snorting with laughter in the background did nothing to help me keep my stern face.
that’s telling it like it is! Smart kid!