“I don’t feel so good, Grandma!”
“Well, of course you don’t, boy! You gorged yourself on Tri-Delt brains down on sorority row last night and every Zombie knows those girls are so full of laxatives you wont @#$% right for a week!”
P.S. — So how are you liking my little “KnitFail” series?
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Where do you find this stuff?
We are such good friends because our ailments are just the same! I love your twisted country brain…….
I do have my moments of tasteless genius, if I do say so myself. 🙂
Iz gud. Rilly.