Mom, can you get my play-doh out?
No, but you can do it yourself.
Ummm…No, I can’t.
Mmmm…yes, you can.
Ummm…No, I can’t.
Then don’t play with it.
Ummm…Okay, yes I can.
Mmmm…that’s what I thought.
Mommy, you’re so funny.
Please, God, could you make it be this easy forever? How about at least until bedtime?
Max’s response to “don’t play with it” would have been, “I really don’t want it anymore anyway……” L.A.Z.Y!!