Tom and Will are going to be paleontologists when they grow up. We had to listen to this song by They Might Be Giants a zillion times to prove it.
But Sam? Sam has a higher calling. In addition to being an astronaut fireman (because why settle for just one?), he plans on also being a “bird rescuer”. All noble pursuits.
But his fourth aspiration is the one that has me a bit puzzled. He wants to catch squirrels and look at their feet. No further goal. Just catch them and look at their feet.
His grandmother said she wasn’t too sure if there was a market for that particular pursuit. I suggested it might be more of a volunteer opportunity.
I just laughed out loud!