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Craig Ferguson Figures It Out

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I know it’s completely tacky but…

check out the celebrity gossip tab on the far right — right next to the pink Twitter Feed tab. The perfect way to reduce your productivity and increase your pop culture quotient. Feel free to thank me by leaving tons of comments and telling everyone you know about my awesome blog.

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Three Strikes

So the boys woke up, but I got them back to bed. Win! Then Tom pooped, and it all fell apart. FAIL!

I made myself a healthy Weight Watchers breakfast of 1 egg, 1 egg white and low-fat cheese. Win! Forgot to make toast and had to eat the whole squishy mess by itself. FAIL!

Made a whole pot of coffee even though I’m the only one here who drinks it. Big jittery Win! Didn’t put enough coffee grounds in, so I wound up with a pot of brown water. Decided to drink it anyway and discovered with first sip that there was a BUG in my cup! Big, fat FAIL with wings!!!

I’m going back to bed. Somebody come over and watch all these kids. O.k.?

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Wicked Man’s Rest

O.k. — You all have Josie to thank for the appearance of yet another Passenger video (click here for my favorite one evah!). But seriously, can these guys make a mis-step? They certainly haven’t yet, in my opinion. And this song is just beautiful. Enjoy!

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Supernanny

Jason and I made a special effort to watch a re-run of Supernanny last night. The couple had a four year-old and 3 year-old twins, so they were at least close to our dynamic. After watching the poor misguided couple in action, I think we’ve figured out what we’re doing wrong at our house (or at least some of the most obvious mis-steps).

1) We don’t have a designated time-out area. Supernanny says having a timeout beanbag makes it a portable form of discipline. Now we can take it upstairs, downstairs and off to grandma’s with ease.

2) We haven’t been doing time-outs correctly. Honestly, when I put someone in timeout, there’s a good chance they’ll be there indefinitely if I get distracted by someone else’s behavior (good, bad or indifferent). In my turning over a new leaf, I’m now focused on establishing WHY someone is going to time out, HOW long they have to stay there (3 minutes) and WHAT I expect them to do to rectify the situation once time-out is over (i.e., apologize).

3) I yell. A lot. Jason does to some degree, but I’m the one with a chronic sore throat and that has GOT to change. In spending just one day focused on speaking in a reasonable tone and not allowing myself to get upset with the misbehaving child, I’ve seen a dramatic difference in the level of tantrums and how quickly we can get back to an even keel.

I’ve already mentioned my desire to step away from spanking except in situations that threaten safety, so I’m hoping these tweaks will help us get to that level of peace where the kids know their boundaries and aren’t always testing. And where I don’t feel like a drill sergeant on the verge of a stroke.

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Life of Pi

I’m working on a book post. Because A) I love them and B) I’ve had several requests lately for good book suggestions. That’s still in progress, so look for it in the next week. But until then, has anyone read Life of Pi? If not, I highly recommend picking it up. I loved it and it’s one of those books that you continue to think about long after you’ve finished. Which brings me to the real reason for this post…

…If you’ve read Life of Pi and understand the part toward the end with the mysterious island (I don’t want to say more because I don’t want to ruin anything for anyone who hasn’t read it), could you please leave a comment or message me directly at jodi@thedrunch.com and explain to me what the @#$% was going on there? I read this book at least 2 years ago and the island bit has been bugging me ever since.

Thanks for helping a sister out! The next round’s on me! 🙂

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R.I.P. Patrick Swayze

Such a nice man. Such a terrible disease. My heart goes out to his family and friends at this difficult time, and I leave you with the clip that I’ll forever associate with him. My only regret is I couldn’t find one with “The Lift” but at least it has “The Line.” Thanks for everything Patrick Swayze!

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Video Rewind

I know you — my 8 loyal fans — have come to expect a new and updated post each weekday here at The Drunch, and normally, I’m happy to oblige. However, since no one on Hulu has yet seen fit to post this weekend’s hilarious skit from SNL where Justin Timberlake played an enormous, singing, dancing breast implant (yes, you read that right), I hope you will instead enjoy this classic clip from from 2006. Give it on up for Homelessville!

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Givenchy Phenomen’Eyes Mascara

Good Morning, Drunch Girls! For you guys who read the blog, this post will probably not catch your attention — unless, of course, you occasionally dress in drag. In which case, listen up! Drama queens of all shapes, sizes and genders need to be aware of this fantastic new product. Behold! Givenchy Phenomen’Eyes.

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I was introduced to this at Sephora yesterday, and thought it might just be my best beauty find all year. My friend Tricia completely validated that thought over lunch today when she asked me if I’d started using Latisse, the prescription eyelash lengthener that Brook Shields is hawking (more on that another day).

To be honest, I’d seen this product months ago and thought, “That is the dumbest brush ever. I’d totally poke my eye out. Why on earth did they model it after a mace? Do I color my lashes with it or use it to club small animals and children? Hmm…

But I digress. Thanks to Keshia at  Sephora — and if you live in Birmingham, promise not to let anyone else help you– anyway, Keshia told me it was her personal favorite and convinced me with a tester brush that I could, indeed, use the product without blinding myself.

First impressions

Positives:

This brush/product curled my lashes like crazy. Mine are pretty straight and I use an eyelash curler religiously. I swear it is completely unnecessary with this product. Bonus points for eliminating the obligatory tears when I pinch the bejeesus out of my eyelid each morning. Also, this is a really nice black. Very dramatic. If you’re going for a natural look, keep on going. This is high drama, and of course I love that in a product (not so much in other people as that tends to siphon attention away from me).

Negatives:

Honestly, there aren’t many. The brush takes some getting used to, but is really easy to use once you get the hang of it. I think I may have spent a little extra time on my lashes this morning, but part of that was just goofing off to see what I could achieve. Don’t spring for the additional extender formula. This is in a separate tube and looks identical to the first. You apply it over the first coat and it’s supposed to give you the look of false eyelashes. I think it just turns great eyes into a clumpy mess. One coat of the original formula is sufficient, but I would guess that more than one might present a clumping issue as this is a thick mascara.

In my opinion, well worth the $27 price tag, cause a little goes a long way. That comes to about $9 a month on mascara. Which is $108 over the course of a year — roughly equivalent to one month of Latisse. I don’t know if you’ve ever seen anyone up close who uses Latisse, but the results are dramatic. But certainly for the price, I think Givenchy’s Phenomen’Eyes is an excellent budget alternative.

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Senator Jeff Sessions of Alabama

I realize I’m a little late to the party with this one, but it’s just so funny I have to post it. This took place during the confirmation hearings for Sotamayor. His naivete cracks me up.

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