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Hey, Mom!

Will (urgently): Mom? Hey, mom! Could you teach me…on paper…how to write toot? (Toot is our family-approved word for ‘fart.’

Me: Umm…no. I don’t think that would be a good idea.

Will: No, no, no, no, no. *pantomimes writing* With a crayon, mom — on paper. Toot.

Me: Yes, I understand what you’re asking. The answer is still no.

Who else thinks I’m only postponing the inevitable?

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  1. Angie Mizzell says

    Tell him to sound it out!

  2. Pauline says

    Ha! A match made in heaven! That’s the word we use too!

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