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Josie always finds the BEST stuff!

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How to determine your relative nerd quotient

Watch this video. The degree of your love for this girl is directly proportional to your nerdiness. Enjoy!

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You really haven’t lived until…

someone’s blown their nose in your hand. Extra points if it involves projectiles. Thankfully, the bristle from the hairbrush dislodged at roughly 75 miles per hour on the first try, saving us an evening visit to the OR. In retrospect, there was probably a more loving response than, “You idiot! Why on earth did you stick that up your nose?” In my defense, a palm full of mucous tends to hinder mommy’s sensitivity filter.

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FYI

Sam says he’s going to build his beta fish, Skeleton, a roller coaster. It’s gonna have a loop and a cave. And the cave will have a remote control bat. It’ll give Skeleton a little fright, but don’t worry. Sam said he’d stop the bat with his remote control and show Skeleton it’s just a robot, that way he’ll stop being too scared. Just thought you’d like to know what’s going on around the Burrus Zoo lately.

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So I’ve made it this far…

Now to order them, receive them, stuff ‘em, stamp ‘em, and get them in the mail.

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Faceplant

Today I’m taking at turn at sharing on a blog about writing. Check me out over at Tangled Up In Words.

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Arguing

“I’m just trying to be reasonable,” he said.

“Well, I’m not interested in being reasonable,” she replied. “I’m in the middle of a hissy fit. And I realize I’m having a hissy fit…” she paused, thinking, “but I must be getting over it because I’m kind of sorry now.” She sighed and aimed a vicious stab at her salad. “I’ve just been feeling a little marginalized lately, and I’d had this on the calendar for 6 months, so I’m sort of disappointed.”

They walked through what went wrong, trading apologies here and there along the way.

“Why don’t you go write? That’s more important to you than any photography class anyway,” he suggested.

“True…” Plus there’d be unlimited coffee and pastries at Starbucks. Her mind swept the last dregs of disappointment out of the way and ushered in the cast of characters that had been beating on the door of her subconscious all day.

“I love you, you know,” he said.

She smiled at him. “I know you do.”

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Fear Factor: Mine goes to 11

In my ongoing quest to make this writing thing real, I have determined to share bits and pieces of what I’m writing on. I’m looking at it as a sort of exposure therapy. By repeatedly sharing snippets of what I’m working on, hopefully I’ll condition myself to believe that sharing my work is a positive thing rather than something to be avoided on pain of death. Or if it helps, think of me as being in one of those programs with steps and embarrassing myself to the point of nausea is step 1. So here’s my first attempt, it’s supposed to be fairytale-ish. And it should go without saying, this is as rough as rough gets because it’s #nanowrimo people! And I’m over 10000 words behind my intended goal. Here goes nothing!

The Sun opened one suspicious eye and cast its golden glare over the horizon. Had it seen nothing more than a few bleary eyed sheep absently munching away on the hillside, it might have given a colossal yawn and rolled over for an extra 40 winks. Which wouldn’t have made for a very interesting story would it? The title would have been something like “The Day We All Slept Late” or “The Day We Repeatedly Stubbed Our Toes On the Way to the Bathroom” or even “The Day We Drank A Lot of Coffee in the Dark.” No, I think we can all be thankful that the sun’s illuminated gaze happened to fall on something it found interesting and felt worthy of closer study.

A furtive figure hurried down the hillside, startling the drowsy sheep, only to slow to a creep as it neared the little house nestled alone in the curve of the valley. The Sun, curious now, opened its other eye and light spilled over the landscape, drenching the little house, both upstairs and down in its glow. The buttery light melted and flowed over the front porch, washing over the neat row of shoes waiting by the door, before it rolled on to the back yard, past the clothesline, empty and waiting; past the chickens asleep in their coop; past the dog, white at the muzzle, who with a wet and snuffling snore defended his sleep by draping a paw across his eyes . The light flowed on, trickling through the kitchen garden and out the other side to seep unevenly into the dappled niches of the cornrows that spanned acre after acre of bottomland. Reaching the furthest margin of the plowed rows, it stopped dead at the edge of a thick wood. Here the light pooled and would go no further, lapping at the edge of the forest like a spent wave laps at the edge of a sandy shore.

And…now I feel sick. But step one is done!

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Book Prozac

Y’all, I’ve just been introduced to the concept of Book Prozac by the lovely and amazing Rachel Hawkins, author of the highly entertaining Hex Hall series. Book Prozac are those wonderful tomes that let you get out of your head and into another world altogether. And when — sadly — they come to an end, you find yourself relaxed, refreshed and just a little bit better equipped to tackle reality. I’m not just making this up guys, I’ve got nearly applicable science to back it up.

So in the interest of saving the sanity of the world (without a prescription), I’d like to compile a list of the most pleasurable of all pleasure reads. Take the time to leave a comment and tell all your friends to drop by, too! Keep checking in and together, we’ll compile a list of enough peer-reviewed paper prozac to get us through the long, dark winter. Or at least through February…I freaking HATE February.

I’ll start:

And Both Were Young by Madeleine L’Engle

Dreaming of You by Lisa Kleypas

Guards! Guards by Terry Pratchett (or any of his Discworld books involving Sam Vimes)

Marian Keyes — seriously, pick any one

So Facebook it, Tweet it, +1 it, but let’s get the word out!

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Fashion Victim

Here’s a picture of Sam indicating exactly where he’d like me to paint his golden tooth.

“The paint would dry pretty quick, right mom? And then I could get a LOT of golden toofs!”

Dream big, playah.

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