Tonight, Jason peeped into Jack’s room to see if he and Sam were settling in. Sam was out cold, but Jack was nowhere to be seen. Jason squinted into the semi-darkness and spotted a slight movement behind the curtains. He pulled them aside to find Jack peering out the window with his toy binoculars — a Barney phone pressed to his ear.
Jason: Son, why are you out of bed?
Jack (still watching the skies): I’m just callin’ the police to shoot down those fighter planes, Dad.
And now we know.
YOu know, I feel so much better knowing that one of your bunch is on the lookout. We’ll all sleep better.
Quick, like a bunny, tell him it’s his friend Davis in the fighter plane. JACK, THEY ARE ALLIED PLANES!!! DON”T SHOOT!
Helen — He’s dedicated to keeping us all safe — and not sleeping, apparently.
Kim — you need to come drop Davis off for a sleepover. He and Jack are kindred souls.