God Prefers Coke? He Told You This?

Here’s one of the weirder articles I’ve read lately. Apparently, a church in Florida has determined that Pepsi is for gay people, and Coke is for straights. I say the world would be a much happier place if everyone would just switch to fountain Mountain Dew, which God made for everyone to enjoy in peace and harmony (unless you break in front of me in line, in which case I will cut you).