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Sam’s Running Tab

Plumber to auger out “White Plastic Part” which we later identified as part of the potty seat = $218.00

Locksmith who took all @#$% day to unlock mommy’s bedroom door and give her access to her clothes, toothbrush, etc. = $100

Pain and suffering = $4,682

Over the last 24 hours, you’ve lost $5,000 from your college fund, Sam. At this rate, you better be really smart or really athletic.

Much love,


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  1. Tamara says

    Haha…that’s hilarious…the college fund part…not the having to dish out the money!

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