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Good and Cheap

And before you ask…no, I’m not referring to myself in the title. Although, I suppose the moniker is applicable. No, I’m posting tonight because I hit a home run with a gift I gave my mom today, and just had to share an awesome little product that I’ve used for years, but is apparently not as well-known as it should be.

After I gave my mom the Beachcomber Shawl that I miraculously churned out in 6 short days of frantic knitting (worked in between wiping bottoms and folding laundry, so it looks like it was knitted by a highly distracted 8-year-old), I gave her a little gift-tin of Rosebud Salve. I thought she might enjoy it, since I’m pretty sure I have her to thank for my propensity toward chapped lips and sandpaper hands. Well, she was more appreciative than I expected. In fact, she actually gasped and said she couldn’t wait to show her brother and sister what I’d given her.

“They won’t believe you found this after all these years!” she exclaimed happily.

“You mean you’ve used this before?” I asked. Here I was thinking I’d practically invented the stuff, and she proceeds to tell me that growing up in the years prior to the discovery of antibiotics, Rosebud Salve had functioned as the closest thing people had to medicine. It was used for minor cuts, burns, and general skin complaints due to extreme heat or cold. ***
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I don’t know about you, but anything that’s been awesome for over 100 years deserves to be on your list of staple items. I keep a stockpile on hand at all times, because you never know when a chapped lip will strike. It’s also fantastic for cracked cuticles, chapped hands, rough heels and elbows, and helps sooth most minor cuts, scratches and burns. If it did laundry and wiped bottoms……………….

Whoops! Sorry for the pause there, but I was lost in a happy daydream. Anyhow, you can find it on Amazon by itself or in the cutesy tin I gave mother. Throw out the Carmex and give your Chapstick the boot. Once you try this stuff, please feel free to come back and thank me for the awesome recommendation. I promise not to say I told you so.

***I’d just like to point out that having a mother who lived through the Great Depression made typical teen complaints absolutely impossible. “But mama, EVERYBODY has a [insert overpriced fad item here]” was met with a snort of derision followed by a listing of what she got for Christmas in 1934 — a peppermint stick (still her favorite candy), her own tin cup (so she didn’t have to share with her brothers and sisters at meal times) and a rubber ball (hands down the best toy you can ever present to any kid, male or female). On the bright side, I do appreciate the little things more. In fact, when I say my prayers of thanksgiving, I have to tell myself that God probably doesn’t need to be reminded of how much I appreciate toilet paper and central heating. But occasionally I throw that in anyway, because I’d hate for Him to think they were optional for me. Thanks for the added quirks, Mom!!!

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Knit Wit

Tonight, I took a bit of a break from this…
Beachcomber Shawl

The Beachcomber Shawl from Imagine Knits Designs that I’m making for my mom’s Christmas present. Never mind that we’re exchanging gifts in 5 short days and I still have to knit through two more skeins and roughly 20 more inches of shawl.

Instead, I want to show you some of the things that I’ve managed to get OFF the needles and into my pile of finished work that’s ripe and ready for gift giving.

My second project ever will forever be termed “The Muppet Shawl” thanks to the lovely Bells over at bellsknits.
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I then made the leap over to working with linen thread. My first and probably LAST attempt at working with linen. I’ve lost count of how many times that wild and wiry stuff wiggled its way out of my fingers and off my needles. But at least it’s done and the pattern “Morning Brew” was and is a lovely one.

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And then I attempted a pattern that is probably still my favorite to date — Feather and Fan — using sock yarn in two complementary colors.
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I had such fun, I did it twice more. The stitch was varied in the one on the right by knitting one of the wrong side rows instead of purling them both.
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Then there’s this delicious mohair/silk blend with a crocheted edge done in beaded and sequined yarn. This grape color is absolutely beautiful and I couldn’t bring myself to leave the yarn in the store.
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It has a moss-green and gold twin, but I don’t want to chance it’s recipient seeing it before the holidays. And finally, my one and only themed scarf using the colors of our beloved Auburn Tigers. The orange and blue of this zig-zagged chevron stitch inexplicably makes me think of Charlie Brown. Unfortunately, he wasn’t a particularly great football player either. *sigh* Hopefully, I haven’t jinxed the team forever.

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Once I finish up my planned projects — and I’ve still got at least 4 more to finish before I can even THINK about starting something else — I’d like to attempt a real live garment. Something that isn’t essentially rectangular in nature. I’m thinking a nice A-line tunic I can wear with boots and leggings. If anyone has a suggestion, I’m all ears!

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It Ain’t Done Til It’s OVERdone

I’m not much of a Christmas decorator. Usually I drag out our fake tree, pretending I don’t notice that it’s shedding so many needles so as to completely negate the “real trees are too messy” argument, then I randomly slap on the various and sundry ornaments we’ve collected over 15 years of marriage. I noticed last year that some of them were really starting to show their age. And if any of them did happen to look presentable, the kids immediately targeted those for breakage.

But this year…this year was going to be different. It started off with a couple of throw pillows — ooh! and these super-cheap but totally cool deer figurines. Isn’t that a nice start?

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But the deer figurines reminded me…didn’t I buy a couple of deer at Z Gallerie’s after-Christmas sale last year?

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I thought so. Throw in some beaded fruit garland and a bowl full of …

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…You guessed it — beaded fruit pot-pourri — and now we’re in business. Hmmm….beaded fruit gives me an idea. How ’bout we carry that over to the tree?

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And beaded fruit needs some pine cones, grape vine garland, bows and fake feathers, right? Riiiight!

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That’s more like it. And why not chop up a long-leaf pine garland or two and use them to flesh out my decrepit fake tree? Genius! And of course a big ol’ Santa Claus to tie it all together. But I’m worried there just aren’t enough deer to qualify as a bona fide fetish. What to do? What to do?

Big Sparkly Deer

Oh…thank goodness for big, fat SPARKLY gold deer. Nothing says holidays like fake deer and glitter, does it? That and the lighted deer in the yard… And the lighted snowman…And the inflatable, lighted Thomas the Train…AND the lighted moose. Have I crossed over to Griswold status yet?

I think I’ll pretend these are my only decorations. Never mind the shiny silver deer in the kitchen. Or the lighted jingle bell deer at the top of the staircase. And the electric-lava-lamp-glitter-snowman is NOT in my guest room. I don’t care what my friends say.

Some people wonder when to start decorating for the holidays. I think it’s time for an intervention to help me figure out when to stop!

Happy Tacky Holidays, y’all!!!

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Another Successful Train Robbery…

…foiled by a surprise nap attack.

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If You Think This Picture Sounds Loud…

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…it was even more ear piercing in person.  I love Christmas!!

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Dear Tuesday…

We. Are so. OVER! And although I’m stuck with you for at least another 9 hours and 20 minutes, just know I’ll be thinking about Wednesday the whole time. Even Monday was better than you. Sincerely, Your Ex

P.S. — Your mix tape was lame…I lied to spare your feelings.

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Crowd Pleasing Shrimp Pasta Recipe

Thanks to the overwhelming positive response I got after my last Girls’ Night Soiree, I’ve decided to share the recipe for what I like to call My Secret Weapon. As you all know, I’m “not much of a cooker” according to Jack. So the recipe that follows contains common ingredients that are available regardless of season, is a breeze to throw together, and it consistently turns out well each and every time. What’s not to love? Well…plenty if you’re watching your calories, fat grams, or carbohydrate intake. Otherwise, it’s a full-on winner. And when you’re entertaining, aren’t you supposed to forget about all that stuff and just have fun? Hope you guys enjoy this with your own friends and family.

Shrimp and Angel Hair Pasta with Feta Cheese

2. lg. eggs

1 c. evaporated milk

1 c. plain yogurt

8 oz. feta cheese, crumbled

1/3 lb. Swiss cheese, shredded

1/3 c. fresh parsley, chopped

1 t. dried basil

1 t. dried oregano

4 cloves garlic, minced

½ lb. angel hair pasta, cooked

16 oz mild chunky salsa

2 lb. small Shrimp, uncooked, peeled and deveined if desired (Shocking Confession!!! I used a 2 lb. bag of frozen, cooked shrimp. I thawed them first, then proceeded as directed. There were no complaints.)

½ lb. mozzarella cheese, shredded

Preheat oven to 350. Coat a 9×13-inch baking dish with cooking spray. In large bowl, blend eggs, milk, yogurt, feta and Swiss cheeses, parsley, basil, oregano and garlic. Spread half of the pasta over bottom of baking dish – cover with salsa. Pour and spread egg mixture over pasta. Add remaining shrimp and top with mozzarella cheese. Press it down a bit because it’s going to be REALLY full.  Bake 30 minutes. Remove from oven and let stand 10 minutes before serving. If using precooked shrimp, cook until everything is heated through and the mozzarella on top is melted and starting to brown at edges — then feel free to serve it immediately rather than letting it stand the additional 10 minutes.

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How a Southern Child Plays Dress Up

Jack Plays Dress Up

But honestly, who wants to dress up like an investment banker?

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Portablenorthpole.tv

If you haven’t discovered this site yet, it’s a must see for little ones. Santa sent a message to all four of my boys this year, and watching them answer his questions and bob their heads in agreement was a real hoot. Hope you all enjoy it as well!

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Organized Labor – Part Deux

Since the can organizer was such a rousing success, I decided to head on over to the dark side — a.k.a. my closet. Things had been going fairly well in the clutter department since my aching back has put a serious kink in my shoe fetish. No more high heels, flats only forever it seems. But then I met Chrissie Larkin — or as I like to call her, my dealer. She’s got me hooked bad and even the first hit wasn’t free. I’ve forbidden her to tell me how much I’ve spent on jewelry in the last two months, but if you check out her site, I think you’ll understand.  So I invested in an oh-so-very-cute jewelry organizer and went to town on my shelves. The end result has had a marvelously calming influence on me. If I kept everything clean ALL the time, I might become dangerously close to stable. Good thing there’s no risk of that, huh?

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